Explaining colors to the blind
Age 32, Male
Norwood, MA
Joined on 4/21/06
Posted by SineRider - August 15th, 2007
Just picked me up a new Acoustic guitar a few days ago. I got lucky on the day I bought it becuase It was tax free weekend and the Guitar Stor had a 10% off sale that day. So I got it for around $200. I've been meaning to get one for awhile and finally got some money saved up. So far I'm loving it :D
The brand is Art & Lutherie. Canadian brand ;)
It is beautiful.
Acoustics are for fags!
Mine just came in the mail today, but I'm 60 miles away :(
It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars aint shinin
cause the skys too tight
I heard the scarey wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewolf honkin
long the side of me
Im mean n Im bad, yknow I aint no sissy
Got a big-titty girly by the name of chrissy
Talkin about her n my bike n me...
n this ride up the mountain of mystery, mystery
I noticed even the crickets
Was actin weird up here
And so I figured I might
Just drink a little beer
I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin on...
But there was no reply
cause she was gone...
Wheres those titties that I like so well
n my goddamn beer!
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin twig, n up jumped the devil...hes about this big...
He had a red suit on
An a widows peak
An then a pointed tail
n like a sulphur reek
Yes, it was him awright
I sweared I knowed it was
He had some human flesh
Stuck underneath his claws
You know it looked to me
Like it was titty skin
I said, you sonofabitch!
cause I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his floss
n started cleanin his fang
So I shot him with my shooter
Said: bang bang bang
Then the sucker just laughed n said, put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
Gonna say?
You ate my chrissy? titties n all!
Well, what about the beer then, boy? were the cans
This tall?
Even her boots? would I lie to you?
Shit, you musta been hungry! yes, this is true.
Well dont they pay you good for the
Stuff that you do?
Well, you know, I cant complain when the checks come through...
Well I want my chrissy, n I want my beer
So you just barf it back up now, devil,
Do you hear?
Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the devil,
Do you understand? just what will you give me
For your
Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little
Contract here... yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore,
Dont call me that
Thats about the only reason
...gimme that paper...bet yer ass Ill sign...
cause I need a beer, n its titty-squeezin time
Man, you cant fool me...you aint that bad...
I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had...
Why there was milhous nixon n agnew, too...
n both of those suckers was worse n you...
Well, lets make a deal if you think thats true
I mean, youre the devil, so whatcha gonna do?
(improvised dialog)
Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
That you want to make a deal with me...
Thats very, very true
Im only interested in two things
Yeah?
See if you can guess what they are
I would think...uh...lets see, maybe stravinsky...
Ill give you two clues. let go of your pickle
What?
Let go of your pickle!
Im not holding my pickle
Well, whos holding your pickle then?
I dont know...shes out in the audience...
Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold
My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?
Im only interested in two things, and thats
Titties and beer
You know what I mean?
What?
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
I dont know if youre the right guy?
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
No! dont sign it! give me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, cause thats magic ink!
And then the devil let go of his pickle
And out come my girl, there was her titties
Flop-floppin...all around the world
She said I got me three beers and a fistful of downs
And Im gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns!
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
Thats when the devil, he farted
And she went right over the cliff!
The devil was mad, I took off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
It's my birthday, fuck yeah! Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're crazy awesome. Seriously. Listening to some of your songs in the Audio Portal right now. I'm thinking of using some of them =D
sure, go ahead, try adn pm me about if you can, its hard to find out when I get used :P
oh cool, send-it-to-me-do then plz
tuning it is a bitch you know.
i have to put up with that everyday.
i never had enouogh money for an electric <3
Nice guitar. Have you ever played a banjo? LOL! seriously, my dad plays banjo and guitar and the banjo has a pretty good sound to it.
LOL it lookz liek itz maed form woood an woud is gey lol
i haf a plaztic 1 itz mutch bettor
if you know audio well come to my page and comment me a bout this
NinoGrounds
Looks neat. But dude, get electric, I have it it's uncomparable.
you can buy some esqur and Marshall 10 Watt for like 300$
SineRider
Do you mean an Electric guitar or Acoustic guitar with electronics?
If your talking about Electric guitars, I have 2 already and a decent amp and have been playing for around 3 years now.